The Rants of Mrs.Donnelly

I have been hearing the crap on the news all day about Amanda Knox. Thank god they finally let that poor bitch out. I was seeing in some of the bullshit evidence the Italian prosecutors had against her. they actually admitted her MySpace profile into evidence. You know sense shes been locked up for the better part of 4years and hasn’t had a chance to upgrade to Facebook like the rest of the world. Anyway, the prosecutor said that having a revealing picture of herself & using the name “Foxy Knoxy” was proof that she was overly promiscuous. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HAPPY HORSE SHIT?! I new a bitch on MySpace that called herself Boo Boo Kitty Fuck & she owned a fucking head shop! what hasn’t her ass been arrested for anything?! Do you know why? I know why. Because everyone knows that pot heads don’t kill people. The only thing that is in danger around a pot head is a bag of Cheetos! Now don’t get me wrong, i know a loooooooot of people that smoke pot & tried it myself as a teenager. it just didn’t agree with me. just made me paranoid & hungry. a couple hits & I’d be in the fetal position in the corner rocking back & forth with a bag of cookies saying “they know what we’re doing in here…” being all jumpy like a tweeker ninja or something. And what the fuck do all thees fucking dumb asses think all of thees “social networking” sites are for anyways? Even the ugly bitches have figured out how to steal pics from other sites & say its them. i laugh my ass off whenever i think about how many horny nerds have jerked off to cyber sex with a 400lb dude that lives in his moms basement, thinking it was a model. here’s a tip guys. MODEL’S HAVE REAL SEX! NOT CYBER SEX! anyways I’m getting tired now. Thank you & goodnight.