The Rants of Mrs.Donnelly

I have seen some pretty horrible things in magazines and on tv in my life. But i was just physically damaged by my television, even more than the time i got really drunk and my brother spun me off the mary-go-round and i slid like ten feet threw the gravel. I saw a preview for a new movie called “Cowboys & Aliens” i am afraid i may have retinal scaring from this episode, and i am pretty sure my jaw have been dislocated. in short “A man falling from the sky with a weird bracelet on in the old west has to save the world from space aliens.” No the kind we get pissed at for not speaking English, not the kind we can call INS on. the slimy kind with claws and shit. The first words out of my slack mouth after witnessing this atrocity were “ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?!” So big ups to Arkansas best rant provider Angry Patrick!!!

Thank you, and goodnight.